Sunday, March 1, 2026

Jack White mocks Donald Trump’s rambling anniversary press convention: “Me do accomplishments!”


Jack White has poked enjoyable at Donald Trump‘s rambling speech marking a yr since he returned to the White Home.

Trump led a press convention with a large stack of papers studying ‘accomplishments’, which he spent over an hour and a half studying out in a monotone vogue. The listing slowly grew to become extra repetitive and unusual, together with the comment “I really like Hispanic,” to xenophobic feedback about Somalia and a reaffirmation of the falsehood that he gained the 2020 election.

He went on to explain coal as “clear, stunning coal” and rename the Gulf of Mexico because the “Gulf of Trump”, which he claimed was a joke. Later, there was a sudden battle with a paperclip. “Woo!” he stated. “I’m glad my finger wasn’t in that sucker. That would’ve dome some harm, however you understand what? I wouldn’t have proven the ache. I’d’ve gone again. Boy, did you hear that? That was nasty. However I’d not have proven the ache. I’d’ve acted like nothing occurred as my finger fell off.”

White, a staunch critic of Trump, then took to Instagram to mock him. “Me do accomplishments!” White wrote.  “Trump good. Good boy deserve Nobel Peace Prize! Dementia? What’s? NO! Trump good, move mind check, title giraffe. Me President of Venezuela and Canada. Me need Greenland too for enjoyable. Mother stated Trump might have been nice baseball participant but in addition massive constructing with bars on home windows. Constructing for very sick folks. Trump not sick. Trump good. MAGA. Very good folks made Trump President. Very good folks hold Trump President. Take nap now. Use faux, I imply actual Peace Prizes for pillows. Trump accomplishment. Nighty evening.”

White then recommended folks complaining the feedback go and hearken to Ted Nugent or Child Rock, each of whom are Trump supporters. “Anybody who likes stated remark will get blocked too. i go away a pair up so everybody is aware of why they had been blocked. That is my home, not city sq.. ted nugent and child rock i’m positive are on the lookout for extra MAGA supporters so i counsel you head over to their homes. thanks to your consideration to this matter!”

Against this, he acquired extra optimistic feedback from Rubbish, Butch Walker – who wrote “I really like you,” – and Cat Energy, who commented: “KING OF THE BADDASSES U ARE MY BELOVED FRIEND.”

Final month, White hit again on the Republican congressman Tim Burchett after likening him to Wednesday Addams. Responding to an apparently AI-generated video that depicted White saying, “Don’t even take into consideration listening to my music, you fascist,” Burchett stated: “That cute little lady from the Addams Household received actually ugly and offended.”

White fired again by writing: “Are you able to imagine {that a} U.S. congressman, that’s proper, a CONGRESSMAN (from my state no much less), a as soon as hallowed and revered place in our society, would repost an AI generated video, containing a false remark that I by no means stated and refuted (with out researching that I’d add) and like a ten yr outdated on a playground, add to it tried insults to my bodily look? What sort of joke are all of us residing in now?”

Previous to that, White was among the many many well-known faces to criticise Trump over his “vile” feedback about Rob Reiner’s loss of life, placing ahead false claims that his homicide was led to by his “obsession” with criticising him.

White referred to as Trump a “disgusting, vile, egomaniac loser, baby”, including: “Neither he nor any considered one of his followers can defend this gross, horrible insult to an attractive artist who gave the world a lot. To make use of somebody’s tragic loss of life to advertise your individual vainness and fascist authoritarian agenda is a corrupt and narcissistic sin.”

“Disgrace on you trump and anybody who defends this,” he added. “God bless you Rob Reiner and thanks for what you gave the world. I by no means even met you and I nonetheless stand by you.”

The White Home beforehand referred to as White a “has-been loser” over his criticism of Trump, to which he referred to as Trump “a humiliation to American historical past”.



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